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20 Gibraltar International www.gibraltarinternational.comArtificial Intelligence (AI) can make even the most anodyne posting on LinkedIn sound exciting and interesting. This is especially true where someone is reporting back on a %u201cmajor%u201d conference they have participated in. But what happens when even ChatGPT struggles to make you sound important. Here are some tips from the analogue world on how to boost your submissions. What is more, they may slip under the radar of the numerous AI detector sites.Freedom of speechThe first statement is what happened. The second is what your %u201cfollowers%u201d (having followers does not make you Jesus by the way) will think happened if you use it. None of them constitute lying. Feel free to use them.We were Gold sponsors - %u201cI was privileged to be asked to be a keynote speaker%u201dWe only sponsored at the Bronze level - %u201cI was delighted to be asked to be a member of the panel in session 3%u201c I could not pronounce any of the names of the people on the panel I was chairing. - %u201cI chose to encourage informality at the event by getting everyone to use their first names%u201dI was the only speaker from Europe, as there was no one else was willing to pay for their own flight and hotel - %u201cIt was a particular honour to have been the person selected to present from my continent%u201dI had never heard of these people before getting the invite - %u201cIt was amazing to see the growth in our host%u2019s business. From small acorns%u2026%u201dAt least the coffee mugs were made of china not cardboard - %u201cThe hosts spared no expense%u201dEven the bloody coffee cups were made of cheap cardboard - %u201cThe hosts constantly displayed their environment credentials%u201dThe only people attending were from my firm, but I did manage to have dinner on the first night with an old school mate, who lived in the city where the conference was held. %u2013 %u201cIt was fantastic to meet so many colleagues and old friends whilst I was there.%u201dEveryone left the conference room before my presentation. %u201cIt was an especial honour to speak directly after X, one of the true greats of the sector.%u201dTwelve people showed up. At least it was more than last year. %u2013 %u201cThe conference has once again set a new bar in the level of participation%u201d.I was convinced the organisers would crash after the last conference so I said yes to coming back this year %u2013 %u201cI never imagined I would be back delivering the keynote again this year%u201dI can%u2019t remember what occurred later in the evening but I now have a rash and someone with a Russian accent keeps ringing to remind me what will happen with the photographs if I don%u2019t cooperate - %u201cI have always felt Canada should become the 51st State%u201dConference postsIn your LinkedIn submission you must include the names of as many participants as possible, especially those with a large following (and do not forget the hashtag). It does not matter if you didn%u2019t actually meet them. They will not remember anyway. Selfies with them are tacky, saying what a memorable experience it was to be speaking at the same event is not, even if they did speak on the previous day and were long gone by the time you were on the stage.Finally, remember it is always an %u201cabsolute pleasure%u201d not just a %u201cpleasure%u201d and you are %u201cprivileged%u201d not just %u201cpleased%u201d. And it must always be %u201ccomplete rubbish%u201d not simply %u201crubbish%u201d.Final tip, when reading other people%u2019s conference posts, try using the above but with the second statement first. Artificial IntelligenceBy Samuel Clemens, Chief Moralist, Kalphe AdvisoryAnalogue AI - improving your conference posts on LinkedIn, without ChatGPTwww.kalphe.gi